Spa Owner Gifts

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Colonic irrigation: Cancelled due to hosepipe ban.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Beauty or Ugly Parlour

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

'I sure hope business picks up soon.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I reinvest all my profits into donut shops."

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Be creative...!"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't like your application."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin