Spa Owner Pillows

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Colonic irrigation: Cancelled due to hosepipe ban.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Beauty or Ugly Parlour

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

'I sure hope business picks up soon.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I reinvest all my profits into donut shops."

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Be creative...!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I don't like your application."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."