Spa Professional Pillows

"How's my inane chitchat?"

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"