Spa Gifts

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

Hot Tub Frosty

'This won't hurt.'

This Year's Spa

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Who knew this place had a hot tub.

"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

'She's a useless prop forward, but the lads won't say a bad word against her...'

Spa: Pamper yourself.

'I always use lots of oil when I give a massage...oops!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

"Every once in a while I go to the sewage treatment plant to get cleaned up."

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'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'...but on the bright side...can't you just feel your pores opening?'

Fish Pedicure

Woman in a bathtub.

'Good news honey! We're able to afford that jacuzzi!'

"They've sold out of massages, dear, but I've booked us a romantic couples' colonoscopy."

Champagne Bath

'Hydrotherapy and a massage... now THAT'S what I call a great spa!'

Spa

At The Turkish Bath

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Lobster Hot Tub.

"In addition to the planning issue, EU directive states that washing ones partner is public is also an offence."