Spa Therapist Gifts

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Spa

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Sergio... wait!!! Are those vanilla wafers?"

"You're incredibly tight."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Beauty Shop

"She massages egos."

The Chameleon Spa

Health spa...

Brow Threading

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"You're very tight."

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

Masseuse With Rolling Pin

Garra Fish Pedicure.

"Oops. My bad."

'You'll lose the first few pounds quickly - that will be your wallet getting lighter.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.