Spa Connoisseur Gifts

'Your honour, this was simply a mutually agreed fish-pedicure that went tragically wrong.'

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Woman in a bathtub.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."