Spa Aficionado Gifts

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'

Champagne Bath

'I'm afraid this size doesn't fit anymore-perhaps madam should cut back onusing her foot spar!'

Relaxing in the bathtub

"Do you think we were meant to get rid of the mud before we came in for a drink?"

"You'll find a day in the sewage treatment plant will do wonders for you."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"Boy, you're all bubbly. I'm feeling a bit drained myself."

Pasta Talk. You're way too tense --- I'm telling you nothing beats ten minutes in a hot tub to get you relaxed.

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Hot Tub Romance

"The temperature's actually the same as out there, 
but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."

"Mr. Potatohead had second thoughts about having a facial peel."

Introducing Roach-Hab.

Spa

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"