Soy Latte Lover Pillows

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.