Soy Latte Lover Pillows

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.