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'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Soup of the month.

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"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

What's the insect de jour?

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Waiting for plants to grow