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"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Time Machine Collision

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Vendor selling testosterone.

"So that's where you were last night."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Football Stadium

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Bad business inc.

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

I love Sprouts

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'