Sprout Spectator Prints

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Church for sports worshipers.

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"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Time Machine Collision

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"So that's where you were last night."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

Football Stadium

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Bad business inc.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

I love Sprouts

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Showjumping for the Royals with football fan in background