Soup Spectator Mugs

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Soup of the month.

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"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.