Soup Kitchen Manager T-Shirts

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Kitchen Kapers

Is that pancake ready yet?

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Chef copy robot

Ghostbasters 3

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Cooking'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

The secret lives of household things.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Funky Chef 2

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Not whale stew again.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

Egg Surprise

Murderous Chef

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"