Master Of The Kitchen T-Shirts

Kitchen.

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Jack of all trades

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Kitchen Kapers

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Ghostbasters 3

'Cooking'

Chef copy robot

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Onion Tears

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

The secret lives of household things.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Funky Chef 2

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'