Soundsmith Gifts

Former hammer dulcimer

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The Music Lover.

Man chasing microphone.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Musical Prodigy

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"Eddie, thanks to GPS, we no longer say your stocks are dropping. We say 'recalculating'."

"Hmm. What rhymes with layoffs?"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

Actors and foley artist in radio studio.

Rebellious Typewriters

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

Fuzz - Max has a sexy guitar effect.

Blowing balloons.

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'

"It looks like your book is going to be a million seller, here's a big bag of sherbet lemons for your trouble."

A musician grates musical notes over his meal.

In Case of Emergency' a music teacher looks at a big set of earplugs.