Sound Wave Explorers Gifts

'It used to be called 'Echo Point'.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Marimba

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Computer Music

When bored, we board

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Music Piracy

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit