Sound Explorers Gifts

Hank's Tap Dancing School

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

Do you hear what I hear?

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Frog in the puddles.

"They're so like us."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

The Echoes at Killarney

Elephant rides.

Computer Music

A skier and a paraglider

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'