Soulful Partier Gifts

"He's the life and body of the party"

Sloaney Pony.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Blues artis's daily list

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'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

A lesson in wit

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

'That's the colour of my new outfit - wine-red and beige.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

Cut it Sister

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

Everyone needs a good listener in their life.

"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."

Musician

"Anyone home?"

'Got the blues so bad...'

"You know what I'm sick of? Soul food."

Parties for people who'd rather be talking to anyone other than whom they're talking to.

Collection of Wine

"I despise my life, but I'm in love with my life style."