Soul Cleanser T-Shirts

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Hold on - Soul sanitizer.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Dust Bunny