Soul Healing T-Shirts

Self help acupuncture

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don't leave home without it!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Broken Heart

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Traumatology.

'Got anything for a headache?'

Thank you Doctor

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Psychiatry visit.

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

A woman repairs a broken heart.