Sopranos Gifts

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

University Soapflakes

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

I.T. Fear

Obsession with the Internet.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Big Data Tonight

Computer monitor for a head.

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Hardware and software

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Engineer on the move.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'