Soprano Gifts

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He likes it."

Cariactures

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Street Organ - Monkey

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I love my Uke.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Play on."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.