Soprano Gifts

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cariactures

"He likes it."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Street Organ - Monkey

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I love my Uke.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Play on."

"The times – They have a changed."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.