Sophisticated Lifestyle Pillows

"I detect an accent – money?"

Wine Lady

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Fur Baby

i-teddy

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

Astronaut Selfie.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Cocktails and Peacocks

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'