Sophisticated Lifestyle T-Shirts

"I detect an accent – money?"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Wine Lady

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

Astronaut Selfie.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Cocktails and Peacocks

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'