Sophisticated Traveler Pillows

The tentative professor in Ireland - Marjorie is stumped by the variety of shillelagh

Wine Lady

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Welcome Ghost.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Mad For It

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Migration Music

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Moon Souvenirs

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'I think its being tapped.'

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Free WiFi

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Cocktails and Peacocks

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles