Sophisticated Traveler Pillows

The tentative professor in Ireland - Marjorie is stumped by the variety of shillelagh

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Wine Lady

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Moon Souvenirs

'I think its being tapped.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Cocktails and Peacocks

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Free WiFi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse