Innovative Traveler Pillows

'Now here's a popular model. It's got an odor-free compartment for carrying up to three salami and/or baloney sandwiches.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

I told you not to touch its belly.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Alternative Airport

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'