Innovative Traveler Mugs

'Now here's a popular model. It's got an odor-free compartment for carrying up to three salami and/or baloney sandwiches.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

Alternative Airport

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."