Soon-to-be Couple Gifts

'Can we get a move on? I have an urgent appointment in fifteen minutes.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Couples' therapy

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"So! When's the big day?"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Daisy Diaper Service

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

Last night of freedom.