Songbirds Of The Boardroom Gifts

"Before the meeting...let's all sing like the birdies song."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'It's lonely at the top.'

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

Reluctant Directorship.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I thought it was about time we had a clear the air meeting."