Songbirds Of The Boardroom Pillows

"Before the meeting...let's all sing like the birdies song."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Does anyone have a question?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'It's lonely at the top.'

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

Reluctant Directorship.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"