Song Lyric Collectors Gifts

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Oh, this old thing?"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

George Martin

Larry's Literary Market

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Jerry Lordan

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'