Song Lyric Interpreter Gifts

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand