Son-in-law Pillows

'How will this affect my inheritance?'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

1651: Cromwell bans Christmas

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"Don't be shy Kevin. My mum and dad won't bite."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

"Mother says we need to talk."

'I'll even throw in a brand new 3-year battery for your mother-in-law's peace of mind.'

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Chicago, Denver, Phoenix, Canada - Bush never traveled this much!"

"We expecting your mother tonight?"

'It's from your mother-in-law... and she looks pretty pissed!'

'Mother will know if you return it! She had a GPS tracker sewn into the lining.'

"You can come out now, mother's gone."

Bride, Groom, and Mother in Law.

'I used to think it was her red dress, but I've discovered I find your mother irritating in any color.'

"You told mother to make herself at home."

"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."

"You're not just another employee to me, Henderson --You're also my useless, no good son-in-law!"

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

One man band: Wife, kids and mother-in-law to support. (Base drum with Mother-in-law's face on it).

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

"More boiling oil, quickly! It is your mother and she carries a suitcase!"

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'If it's mother, speak loudly - you know how deaf she is!'

'Oh,Gawd! It looks like your Mother!'

'...And you can tell that son-in-law of mine to stop hiding!'

WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."

"Karen — I found your dad’s tombstone!!"

"Dude, I love my daughter too but you gotta set boundaries."

"Impress your father-in-law"

The First Family