Sombrero Lover Gifts

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

Paul Klee

On holiday.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Global Warming.

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Water Slide