Sombrero Lover Gifts

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

On holiday.

Paul Klee

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Global Warming.

Water Slide

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer