Casablanca Lover Gifts

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The next damn Batman.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"That's his answer to everything!"

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

'You'll grow into it!'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Consummatum est.'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

I love Classics.

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Chaos

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'