Spain Lover Gifts

Catalonia and Spain

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Latest Aye Phone

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Desert Island Bagpipes

Flamenco

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

I love Classics.

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

After 31 years of teaching high school Spanish, Bob Vermer was beginning to show signs of burnout.

'I'm Loch Ness, and this is my son, Elliot.'

Matador Taxidermy

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

Monstrosa Impressus

Charles V of Spain

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Boxing Bull Fight