Solo Sipper Pillows

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The last song before the party exploded.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?