Solo Act Specialist Gifts

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"The Just Me Band"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Introvert Career Faire.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Violinist

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Dancing with your hands up

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

Introverts' Heaven

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

Road, Sky, Land, Radio, You - Next 300 Miles

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.