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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Solar Panel

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Sustainability

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

Cheerleaders

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Solar Cars

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

Solar Range.

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'