Solar Power Supporter T-Shirts

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Solar energy

"Solar energy? How are they going to sink a test well on the sun?"

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"You can't transfer me to the night shift - I'm solar powered."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Politically Correct Snowperson

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sustainability

Peas on Earth.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Nutritional Supplements.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"We've made a few changes."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Solar powered defibrillator

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Desert Island Hammock

"Our mandatory fitness program has nothing to do with health. It generates electricity, which saves the company money."

'Wouldn't you know it? We install solar power and the sun goes out.'

Grave with satellite dish.

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

Solar bear.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'Well, you would fit solar panals to the roof!'