Solar Power Fan T-Shirts

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'This is even better than HEADLIGHTS!'

Solar Powered Wheelchair

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Penguin Remote

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Sustainability

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Solar Power.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'