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'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Sorry, I thought you knew that the sun doesn't really come up, it's just us spinning around at 1,000 miles an hour!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Destination casinos...

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

Early Space Blunders

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Slot machine.

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Comeon! Poppa needs a new pair of pants. . . "

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

Solar bear.

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'