Energizer T-Shirts

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Long shift?'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

A Lightning Conductor.

"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."

Cheerleaders

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Man generating power for machine.

Plant Solar Panel

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Environmentalist!'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...so what are you going to do about it?"

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

'Sure it's dangerous but, if there is a power there. think what it will mean for things like HD TVs, cell phones, iPods ... '

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

"Your apple was definitive!"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

Yin-Yang-Yum.

"It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking."