Energizer Fan T-Shirts

Cheerleaders

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Music to their ears.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Snail Display Today

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'You're doing it wrong!'

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Windfarm - Pick Your Own: Swearword.

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.

'I can't decide if it's a piece of exercise equipment or a metaphor for my life.'