Energizer Fan Gifts

Cheerleaders

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Music to their ears.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Good egg, bad egg.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Snail Display Today

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Sandy Eggo.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

'You're doing it wrong!'

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Windfarm - Pick Your Own: Swearword.

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.