Soil Slinging Outlaw T-Shirts

'Black Peat's in town!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Planting veggies

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Rooting.

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.