Soggy Story Seekers Pillows

Reading in the rain.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Bookworm Romance

Sauce close to the PM.

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Mary Queen of Scots

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"Yo, novella!"

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

Dead & Breakfast.

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'You have a lovely cackle.'

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

Writer's block

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Family of readers.