Soggy Story Seekers Prints

Reading in the rain.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Bookworm Romance

Edgar Allan Poe

Sauce close to the PM.

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Mary Queen of Scots

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

Absent Friends Reunited.

Dead & Breakfast.

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

"Yo, novella!"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'You have a lovely cackle.'

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

Family of readers.

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'