Soft Toy Aficionado Pillows

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy Time Bears

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Teddy and friends.

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Inaction Figure

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Help me!

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"