Soft Toy Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

One!

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy Time Bears

Teddy and friends.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

Toys

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'